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Tori Jokes

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The Tories,

The Tories, with ageing voters and falling membership are worried about being "left behind". Why?

They're already right arses.

If they get left behind as well they can be complete arses.

What does the UK economy and dead pigs have in common?

The Tories love using both for their pump and dump schemes

How will Trump add yuge amounts of manufacturing jobs?

He will build alternative fact-tories

For someone who's name is Amanda Victoria

A nickname is Manda Tory

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