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An Englishman, a Scot, and an Irishman...

...sit down at a pub and each order a Guinness. As the foam is settling, a fly happens to land in each of their glasses.

Put off by this, and accustomed to a more civilised way of drinking, the posh Englishman politely asks the barkeep for another pint.

The Scottsman, a bit more roug...

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3 men in a desert...

3 men had been crawling through the dry hot desert for 14 days and nights.
They were buggered, had enough.
One of them spotted a tree in the distance. Upon getting closer there was a house.
They jumped up and ran over.
It was the first civilisation they had seen for weeks.
And wh...

What's the difference between a joke and a religion?

Jokes are rarely offered as an excuse for civilised people to kill other people.

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[nsfw] An old man walks into his doctors...

... and heads to the reception desk, and asks to see his GP.

"Certainly sir, but first tell me the problem so I can add it to the notes"

Loudly, he proclaims "It's my cock!"

"Sir please! There are women and children here! Please avoid using such language! Get out of here, and co...

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