Church Choir Jokes - 7 Hilarious Church Choir Jokes

What do you call an all male identifying, church choir?

The He/Hymns

Ba dump

I don't like talking about my childhood as a church choir boy

it is a touchy subject

A member of our church choir arrives every Sunday morning with her seven children in tow….

all a bit rumpled but never the less on time.

Scarcely able to get my one child ready, I asked her how she managed her brood so efficiently.

"Easy," she replied with a smile. "I dress them the night before."

My son is in the church choir

I didn’t think he had it in hymn

We had to say goodbye to the church choir last Sunday.

It was due to unforeseen organ failure.

What is the difference between a terrorist and a church choir?

You can negotiate with a terrorist.

A rabbi, a Catholic priest, and a Protestant minister are talking in a bar.

They bet each other that they can convert a bear to their religion. At dawn the next day, they meet at the edge of the forest and wish each other luck before setting out. At the end of the day, they meet each other again on three separate stretchers. The priest is all beat up. He has a broken arm an...

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