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Choco Jokes

Aliens visit Earth. They come in peace and surprisingly , they speak English.

Obviously, all of the heads of government and religious leaders want to speak to the aliens so they set up a meeting with our new visitors. When it's the Pope's turn, he asks: "Do you know about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ?"

"You mean JC?", responds the alien. "Yeah, we know him! He's th...

What treat is never on time?

Choco-Late.

What cake was always late to the party?

ChocoLATE

Hahah I'll leave now I just needed to brag about my dope reddit bday

If a drug lord created a chocolate brand, what would it be called

EscoBARS

What did the millennial Charlie say after visiting the chocolate factory?

It was choco-lit

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