A Daughter Melon and a Daddy Melon Are Having a Heart To Heart...
The daughter melon says "But daddy I love him! We're getting married!"
The daddy melon replies "Alright fine. But you can't elope!"
Always be closing
Head car salesman Jeff, having just had a heart to heart with bottom performer Larry about how important getting his next sale was to keeping his job, walked back out onto the sales lot and into a sight that nearly caused him to have a coronary.
Larry, considered dim even by using LED bulb wa...
My husband cheated
I caught my husband cheating. I'm not going to lie, I didn't handle it in the most mature way possible. I threw an iron at him and took quite a bit of money from him.
Then later we had a heart to heart and decided never to play Monopoly again. Lesson learned.