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Chast Jokes

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A chaste wife went to a pet store...

... to buy her husband a pet for their anniversary. All of the pedigree animals were too expensive and she began to pout, visibly. One of the store's tellers asked what was wrong and she explained her circumstances.

“Well... we have a specially trained frog for $24.99”, he said.

She ex...

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Meeting St Peter

Three women have just entered heaven and are standing in front of an angel and St. Peter to find out what kinds of special privileges they'll have while there.

He says to the women,

\- "I only have one question. Have you lived a chaste life?"

The first woman answers

\-...

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Royal Union 2

Once upon a time, the royals of two neighbouring kingdoms decided to cement their friendship and their boundaries by marrying one's princess to the other's prince.

The youngsters were introduced to each other and, as luck would have it, they fell in love. The prince's father, however, wanted ...

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If you've ever been rejected by someone who wanted to wait until marriage to have sex,

One might say you were chaste away.

Did you know that most nuns are very good runners?

It’s because they’re always being chaste.

Why did Red Riding Hood stop running from the Big Bad Wolf?

She was tired of being chaste.

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A man and a woman are getting married

Coming from very conservative families, they had been completely chaste, never having even seen each other naked.

The day before their wedding, the woman comes up to her fiancé and says "Honey, I've got something to tell you. I've been stuffing my bra, I'm actually very flat chested" and the ...

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Why did the virgin run across the road?

She was being chaste.

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A sex addict had a nightmare...

...he dreamed he was being chaste.

What's what?

A very innocent young couple had spent a number of months courting very chastely indeed, not least because they had only the haziest idea of what being unchaste even involved. So at the wedding reception both he and she were being taken aside by their friends and told "Hey! You'll get what's what al...

A priest and a nun are out in the countryside...

A priest and a nun are out in the countryside making visits and doing good works. The day wanes and it begins to get dark. The priest, being the kind father he is, begins to look for a house that can take the two of them in for the night. Up the road, in the dim light, he sees a small house. As he a...

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Four nuns approach the pearly gates of heaven..

..and are met by Saint Peter. He says to them, "Welcome, chaste ones. Thank you for your many years of sacrifice in the service of God. Heaven awaits you."

The nuns, assuming they are exempt from judgement, continue to the gates. "Ah, ah, ah," Saint Peter says. "First, you must confess. Tell...

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