Change The World Jokes - 11 Hilarious Change The World Jokes

want to change the world?

If you want to change the world, do it while you're single. Once you're married, you can't even change the TV Channel !

One man cannot change the world ...

Unless obviously he eats an uncooked bat soup, then by all means!

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If you think that you're too powerless to change the world...

... always remember that a single idiot who snacked a bat managed to shutdown the whole fucking world for 2 years.

Anyone who thinks "one person can't change the world"...

...has never eaten an undercooked bat.

Thomas always wanted to change the World...

it wasn't until he fell out the 40th story window, however, that he made a real impact.

A knock knock joke to change the world

Knock Knock.

Who's there?

I use yah.

I use yah who?

Really? Why? Google is way better.

If you really want to change the world...

...you're going to need 7 billion diapers.

Tony Stark gives TED talks for a post-Iron Man living

He has done it many times before, and his 'If you're nothing without it then you shouldn't have it' motto is widely followed by the entire world.

"But I'm nothing without GTA V!" "If you're nothing without GTA V then you shouldn't have it." for example.

One day, the entire world is in ...

The President, the First Lady, a boy scout and a pilot are on a plane.

(Not sure if this one has been submitted already)

Suddenly, a bird gets stuck in one of the engines, causing it to burst into flames. The pilot tells the passengers that the plane will crash, but there are only 3 parachutes on the plane.

The president grabs one and says, "I am the most...

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A man invents a device that makes food come to life

He's been working on this project for years, his family, those he trusted enough to tell, never believed in him. "Now they'll see" he thought. His device was ready and he got out a small piece of ham from the refrigerator and placed it into the containment chamber. He crossed his fingers and pushed ...

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The year: 2029. A brilliant scientist is constructing the first sentient artificial intelligence.

He's working out of his garage in San Francisco, living on charitable donations from his worried friends. He dropped out of college when he realized he could change the world — there's no going back; his life is dedicated to this project. At first, he is met with failure upon failure. But then, he r...

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