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B Minor Jokes

Someone keyed the music teacher’s car

Fortunately, the damage seems to B minor

Two sharp criminals just vandalized your home!

Luckily, the damage looks to B Minor

A pianist cuts his hand on the notes B, D, and F#.

He goes to the doctor and tells him this. The doctor says

The damage looks to B minor.

What key does R Kelly prefer to sing?

B minor.

How do you attract a US politician with just a guitar?

B minor

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A music teacher walks into a bar

As he is very upset he sees only one person sitting at the bar, who is actually a student of his.

He asks angry: "Are you the little shit who keyed music notes on my car?!"

The student says: "Yes, but why are you so mad? The damage appears to B minor."

The mining industry wants to put out a radio advert to help with recruitment. They hire a jingle writer, and he asks them what key he should write it in.

They said: "B minor".

What cord impresses the priests the most?

B minor

What chord do you play to get R. Kelly's attention?

B Minor.



I'll see myself out...

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