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The DJ played the Cha Cha Slide, so I did the Cha Cha Slide,

The DJ played Macarena, so I did the Macarena,

The DJ played Come On Eileen, and now I have an upcoming court appearance.

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NSFW. What do lyrics from the cha cha slide and a redditors average sex duration have in common?

One hump this time

Do you know why Trump's name is on all of his buildings?

So the banks know which ones to take back!

Ha cha cha!!

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Johnny's Date

Two friends got lucky after one night at the bar and picked a lady each. When they decided to go down to the nitty gritty they found out they have no money left for the hotel room and knew already the ladies wouldn't do anything on the car so they remembered that his friend Johnny lived alone and th...

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