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Car Accidents Jokes

What vehicle gets into most car accidents?

A Dodge Ram.

Women are responsible for roughly 45% of car accidents

Which is pretty high, considering the steering wheel isn't even on their side.

95% of all car accidents occur within one mile of home.

So I moved two miles from my old house. Now I'm safe!

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17% of car accidents are caused by drunk drivers.

That means that 83% are caused by sober drivers.

When will these damn sober jerks get off the road so that our safety can be multiplied by 6?

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Loraina Bobbet died recently in a horrible car Accident

Supposedly some dick cut her off

If Stevie Wonder ever gets into a car accidents

It will most likely be because he didn't check his blind spot

Why do most car accidents happen when men are drunk?

Because their wives are driving.

Car Accident

So I got into a car accident the other day. It was nothing major, just a small fender bender as I rear-ended the car ahead of me. We both pull over and I get my insurance information ready when I see the other driver step out of his car - he was a dwarf! I get out of my car and get ready to hand him...

Now that women can drive in Saudi Arabia there are going to be more car accidents.

Because there are more drivers.

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