Women are responsible for roughly 45% of car accidents

Which is pretty high, considering the steering wheel isn't even on their side.

At what angle do most car accidents happen?

The Rectangle!
(Wrecked Angle)

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Loraina Bobbet died recently in a horrible car Accident

Supposedly some dick cut her off

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17% of car accidents are caused by drunk drivers.

That means that 83% are caused by sober drivers.

When will these damn sober jerks get off the road so that our safety can be multiplied by 6?

I just read most car accidents happen within 5 miles of home.

That’s it we’re moving!

If Stevie Wonder ever gets into a car accidents

It will most likely be because he didn't check his blind spot

A man heard that over 90% of car accidents happen within 15 km of home.

So he moved.

Why do most car accidents happen when men are drunk?

Because their wives are driving.

Now that women can drive in Saudi Arabia there are going to be more car accidents.

Because there are more drivers.

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