The first kid says "I'll have $1 worth of jelly beans, sir!" The jelly beans are on a shelf, so the candy store owner has to get a ladder out, get the jelly beans, weigh out $1 worth, put the beans back on the shelf, climb down the ladder, put it away, and give the kid the jelly beans. "There's your...
A guy, desperate for a drink walks into a candy store. He looks around and after a while the storekeeper says, "Can I help you with anything?"
The guy replies, "Yeah, I really need a drink! Got any liquor?
"Well, I'm not sure but there is this here," replies the storekeeper.
"What is that?"
Why do Scandinavian kids visit candy stores the most?
Because it’s really Sweden there.
Whenever I give my seat on the bus to an elderly person, they're as happy as a kid in a candy store...
I do the same in the men's bathroom and they hobble away as fast as they can.
A little boy excitedly rushes into a candy store that sold some unusual goods...
Inside he meets the owner who takes him around the store and shows him all of the products. There were lots of different ones, candy shaped like a dog biscuit, the grass a cow would eat, the worms a bird would eat and even one that looked like a T-bone steak!
The boy is awe-struck and can’t ...
I robbed a candy store.
I came out with 100 Grand.
My grandfather always used to say he could go to the candy store and get 10 pounds of candy with a quarter
He can't anymore though, too many cameras.
Did you hear about the fight at the candy store?
Two suckers got licked.
A guy walks into a candy store and tells a semi-funny joke...
An alcoholic walks into a candy store...
then a table, then a chair, floor.
It was the kindergarten teachers birthday and the students decided that they would each buy their teacher a gift.
The first student, whose parents own a florist shop, gave her a present. She held it and said "I guess that it is flowers".
"How did you guess?" asked the little boy. She l...
On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher.
The florist's son handed the teacher a gift. She shook it, held it up and
said, "I bet it's some flowers!"
"That's right!" shouted the little boy.
Then the candy store owner's daughter handed the teacher a gift. She
held it up, shook it and said, "I bet I know what it is!...
A boy wants to ask a girl to prom, and he really likes her so he goes all out...
He goes to the florist to buy some flowers, but the line is out the door. He thinks, "that's okay, she's worth it," and waits an hour in the flower line.
Next he goes to the candy store to get some really nice chocolates and again, the line is absurdly long. Again he thinks, "that's okay, I'...
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Little Johnny goes to the gym one day where he over hears a man on a tread mill talking about how workouts are a real pain in the ass. Little Johnny asks the man what that means, the man replies with “ oh it is just an add on used to give something more meaning”
So later that day Johnny goes...
A little boy gets $5 for his birthday
He runs with it to the candy store and asks for $5 worth of candy.
The man behind the counter asks, “do you really think it’s wise to spend all your birthday money on candy?”
The little boy thinks about it for a moment and replies, “well, my grandpa did live to be 94...”
Jimmy and Timmy
Jimmy and Timmy go shopping with their mother. First they stop at Toys'R'Us. Jimmy begins running around the store going: "Mommy! I want that action figure! I want those cars! I want that game!" Mother replies "Of course dear, whatever you want." Timmy says "Oh Mom! Can I get that toy d...
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The Welding Mask
It's Johnny's tenth birthday, so his mother gives him five bucks to go to the candy store down the street to buy whatever he wants. During his walk he goes through a construction site and sees a welding mask on the ground that he thinks is cool so he decides to pick it up and put it on.
A Chinese Man who knew no English wanted to visit America,
so he bought a ticket and flew over. The first place he saw was a candy store. He heard a child screaming, "HE STOLE MY LOLLIPOP," then the Chinese man nodded and left. The next place he visited was a restaurant, where he saw a couple children banging forks and knives on the table and yelling,...
1.. You walk pasta bakery.
2.. You walk pasta candy store.
3.. You walk pasta Ice Cream shop.
4.. You walk pasta fridge.