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Candy Man Jokes

Where does the candy man keep his candy?

The candy man can.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

My daughter came up with this original joke.

Why did the candy man try to be a klutz?

So he could have more Butterfingers!

3 boys go into the candy store

The first one asks for a dollar's worth of jelly beans. The jelly beans are in a jar high up on a shelf, so the candy man has to get out a ladder, climb up the ladder, take the jar down, count the jelly beans, climb back up the ladder, and put the jar back on the shelf. The 2nd boy says, "I'd also l...

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