On the first morning, they're at breakfast. The bride of fifty years leans over the table and says "honey, my nipples are still burnin' for you like the first time we met."
The old man, without skipping a beat, says "well baby, that's because one of them is in the oatmeal and the other one's...
Cowboy Singer
There was this country singing cowboy in a dark saloon one night. He got up to play and announced his first song,
"I wrote this one a long time ago, its called 'Ol' Boil on My Foot is Burnin'"
The audience had a general look of confusion but the cowboy went on to play most beautiful, ...
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