I keep burning food with my Presidential Debate microwave...
I set it for 2 minutes but it never stops on time.
An engineer, a physician and an economist are in the middle of the desert with only a tin can. [long]
They are starving and far away from civilisation, but they have no way to open it.
The engineer says: To open the can we need to build this specific machine! It will do the job quickly and efficiently!
The physician and economist mock him: Yeah, right, we’re in the middle of the ...
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A newly wed husband comes home from work
He finds the house spotless, his wife has been cleaning all day. There's a great smell of food in the air. He goes to the kitchen and finds his wife. She says "I've been working all day on this food, I hope you like it". The husband picks her up and says "you're all the food I want" and takes her...
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