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Burning Man Jokes

After many years of Burning Man, the organizers decided to change the theme this year.

For the first time in history, we welcome you all to Drowning Man Festival.

Burning Man

Build a man a fire, and you keep him warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and you keep him warm for the rest of his life.

My partner asked me " What's 'burning man'? "

Apparently 'my urethra' was not a wise answer.

What's the difference between a burner and a hippie? (Burning Man)

A ticket

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Three men are using the bathroom at a bar.

The first man flushes and steps out of the stall, and says "My parent's were amish, so I only ever use two squares when I wipe my ass."

The second man flushes and meets him in the hall. "My parents were hippies. At burning man they used to get away with one."

The third man finishes, an...

My girlfriend was really adamant that we do Molly together for the first time

So she asked if I knew where I could find Molly. I said, "Yeah, your sister is right upstairs, and just got back Burning Man."

"That's right!" replied my girlfriend. "Why don't you run up there and get some and I'll be right up."

A few minutes later she was standing in Molly's doorway...

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