Build The Wall Jokes - 17 Hilarious Build The Wall Jokes

They should build the wall with Hillary's emails

Because nobody can get over them.

I asked my Mexican friend if he will be upset if Trump manages to build the wall.

He said, “ Eh. I’ll get over it.”

Trump should hire the Chinese to build the wall.

They had one for over 2000 years and they still don't have any Mexicans.

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Someone asked Trump how he planned to build the wall

he said "On the day I got elected 60 million people shit a brick and Mexico agreed to pay for the mortar"

They should build the wall out of Hillary

People clearly can't get over her.

We should build the wall along the border out of Hillary's emails.

Republicans sure as hell can't seem to get over them.

Mexicans WILL build the wall...

Upon contract of Canadian goverment for their owm southern border!

Trump doesn’t need to build the wall

Just move Congress to the border, they’ll never let anything through.

Trump wants to build the wall he promised

He asks for quotes from all over the world. He gets 3 quotes.

Chinese guy quotes $3mil
European guy quotes $7mil
Indian guy quotes $10mil

Trump decides to call them for more information.

Chinese guy says 1 million for stones, 1 million for labor, 1 million profit.

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I don’t know why people won’t let trump build the wall.

Because there is a wall in China and there is no Mexicans there.

An architect wasn't sure what to build the walls of a house out of.

He was stucco

Why did Donald Trump decide not to build The Wall and just take a Xanax instead?

Because it's a cheaper and faster cure for hispanic attacks.

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Trump is doing everything in his power to make Mexico pay for the wall

By acting so batshit crazy they want to build the wall themselves for protection

The heads of state of the US and China sit down to a meeting.

Donald Trump says to Xi Jinping, "I'm gonna build a wall, it's going to be the best wall, Jinping, you've got a wall, I'm going to build it better than yours."

Xi replies, "It took thousands of Chinese workers a very long time to build the Great Wall. Are you sure your country is ready for th...

If Trump had a brick for every lie Hillary has said

He'd be able to build the wall for free.

I'm Mexican and I think we should go to bed early

Tomorrow we need to wake up early to go build the wall.

Trump's first day at the Oval Office after being elected President

First briefing by the CIA, Pentagon, FBI:

Trump: We must destroy ISIS immediately. No delays.

CIA: We cannot do that, sir. We created them along with Turkey, Saudi, Qatar and others.

Trump: The Democrats created them.

CIA: We created ISIS, sir. You need them or else you w...

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