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The Big Boss Jokes

A guy goes to work and before he even gets a chance to sit his personal assistant starts reporting

\-"our profits have diminished by 5%, we lost the job in China meaning we look at another 10% losses by the end of the semester, Mr. Jones has given us his resignation, your wife called and said that she is leaving you and she is taking the children with her and the big boss wanted to see you asap a...

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What do bodyguards and testicles have in common?

They are always two, one is taller that the other, both ugly, hairy and always behind the big boss.

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A blind man goes to work at a lumber yard

They say to the guy you’re blind how can you work in the lumberyard
He replies you bring me any piece of wood and I’ll tell you all about it
So they go grab a piece of lumber bring it to the blind man
He smells it he rubs it and he replies this is fresh pine from the Appalachian trail
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Some nsfw funnies I remembered

1)

There was a dad whose response was very odd to stuff asked by his son.

S: Can I ride my bike to school?

D: Does your dick touch your asshole?

S: No

D: Well there's your answer

So on and so forth, "Can I date girls?", "Can I smoke?", "Can I skip school tod...

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