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Here lies David Carradine

He came as he went

Why did David Carradine practice KungFu instead of JiuJitsu?

He didn't want someone else choking him out.

What's the difference between David Carradine, and Princess Diana?

David Carradine wore his belt

I hope you're all getting your Walter Cronkite jokes in order. He's next.

Here's mine.

Ed McMahon, David Carradine, Farrah Fawcett, Michael Jackson, Billy Mays, and Walter Cronkite walk into a bar.

And die.

Your turn.
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