David Carradine Jokes - 5 Hilarious David Carradine Jokes

Here lies David Carradine

He came as he went

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Why did David Carradine practice KungFu instead of JiuJitsu?

He didn't want someone else choking him out.

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What's the difference between David Carradine, and Princess Diana?

David Carradine wore his belt

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Is it too soon for a Robin Williams Joke?

It's been a few weeks, so I think the waters are safe for this joke I told my cousin:

David Carradine and Robin Williams are in heaven, Carradine looks at Williams and says, "what do you mean you weren't jerking off?"

I hope you're all getting your Walter Cronkite jokes in order. He's next.

Here's mine.

Ed McMahon, David Carradine, Farrah Fawcett, Michael Jackson, Billy Mays, and Walter Cronkite walk into a bar.

And die.

Your turn.

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