British Standard Jokes - 2 Hilarious British Standard Jokes

Condom tag line

In London, a condom dispensing machine had these words inscribed : "Our products are safe! Strictly made as per High British standards".

Someone added below - "So was the Titanic, but it leaked."

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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

1) How many actors does it take to change a lightbulb? 10, one to change the light buld and the other 9 to say "that should be me up there"
2) How many gays does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one but it takes a whole emergancy room to screw it back out again
3) How many English men does it ...

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