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Boogers Jokes

What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?

Kids won't eat broccoli.

Finger Brutality is real against boogers

It’s a civil rights tissue

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Apparently in the hobbies section of my job application - Golf, masturbation and rolling boogers is not suitable....

I was only joking...I hate golf.

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A boy comes home from school

He tells his dad, "I got in trouble at school today for eating in class."
Dad replies saying, "what happened?"
"The teacher told me I needed to share with the class.
"So did you share with the class?"
"No, I didn't have enough boogers for 20 people!"

What do you get when you pick a pig's nose?

Ham Boogers

Thank God!

I sneezed into my hand, and when I looked I thought I saw boogers, but itsnot

Sneezing girl

I was in my 4th grade glass sitting next to this girl, all of a sudden she produces a loud sneeze.

**ACHOOOOOO**

The whole class was silent, the teacher quietly asked if she needed a tissue

My friend notices a gooey substance dripping from her hand.

*Friend:* **Ewww are t...

My daughter can be so cruel...

Her: Hey dad, what is the difference between broccoli and boogers?

Me: I don't know, what?

Her (pointing at me): YOU, don't eat your broccoli!

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