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Bombe Jokes

The Russians bombed a cemetery yesterday.

There were no survivors

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Do you know why Oppenheimer bombed in japan?

They had already seen it

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A plane leaves Los Angeles airport under the control of a Jewish captain. His co-pilot is Chinese.

His copilot is Chinese. It's the first time they've flown together, and an awkward silence between the two seems to indicate a mutual dislike.

Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain activates the auto-pilot, leans back in his seat, and mutters, 'I don't like Chinese.'

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A farm was bombed and only one cow survived.

All the udders died.

If isis gets bombed

They'll be called waswas

Where did sally go when her village was bombed?

Everywhere

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