A farm was bombed and only one cow survived.

All the udders died.

What is a suicide bomber's greatest fear?

Dying alone

Library of Congress bomber…

Yesterday’s attempted bomber said there are 4 more bombs planted in DC. After botching bombing Congress by showing up at the Library of Congress, the FBI has ordered the immediate evacuation of :

-the Richmond Mall’s Supreme Food Court

-The Hexagon Building on Connecticut Ave

-...

What does a redditor in the military say when his station is bombed?

Damn, this post blew up

A crazy scientist asked strangers on Reddit to help him make a bomb

Edit: Wow this exploded! I didn't expect that, Thank you guys!

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A Jewish man and a Chinese man are in a bar

A Jewish man and a Chinese man are in a bar. Suddenly, the Jewish man punches the Chinese man in the face.

"Ow! Why did you do that?" asks he Chinese man.

"That's for Pearl Harbor," says the Jewish man.

"But the Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor. I'm Chinese!" says the Chinese man....

Where do suicide bombers go when they die?

Everywhere.

I tried to make a living as a comedian, but I constantly bombed every sets.

So I joined Al Qaeda instead.

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