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Bolivar Jokes

What’s the difference between a dollar and a Venezuelan bolivar?

A dollar

Nicolas Maduro walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a beer

"That'll be 1.254,430,197 bolivars, sir!"

"1,279,722,978 bolivars?! No one can afford a 1,327,003,407 bolivar beer!"

What do they the call rapper 50 Cent in Venezuela?

479 Billion Bolivars.

I heard Venezuelan currency has inflated so much they are weighing it instead of counting it.

Looks like they finally transitioned from bolivars to pounds.

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