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Bohr Jokes

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Niels Bohr: "So Let me get this straight. If I was having sex with my girlfriend and I thrust at the speed of light, would my penis gain infinite mass?"

Albert Einstein: "I suppose it would. One thing is for sure, you'd certainly create a black hole..."

Just tried explaining a girl the Quantum Model

She found it a Bohr.

I Really Don't Like Atomic Science

Honestly, It's Such A Bohr.

Some people think nuclear physics is interesting

Well, in my opinion it's really Bohring

I would tell you a chemistry joke...

But I'm afraid it'd Bohr you to death.

Why are atoms bad story tellers?

Even though they are great at making things up, they always ending up Bohring me to death

I could talk about the atomic structure all day...

But I'd rather not Bohr you about it.

Because of my cake here are a few physics jokes...

1.) Two kittens are on a roof which one falls off first?

The one with the lowest mew.

2.) what happens to electrons and they lose all the energy?

They become Bohred

3.) People call me lazy but I am just overflowing with potential energy.

4.) Did you hear about th...

An engineer, a physicist, a mathematician ...

An engineer, a physicist, a mathematician, a biologist, and a chemist are each asked to compute the volume of a little red rubber ball.

The mathematician finds the equation of the surface, performs a triple integral, and computes the volume

The physicist dunks the ball in a pool of wat...

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