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Body Of Christ Jokes

What did the food critic say after tasting the Body of Christ?

Very savioury.

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"The body of Christ"

A "Wise guy" went to Church to partake of Holy Communion. When his turn came he got close to the priest and opened his mouth. The Priest placed the Holy Host on his tongue saying "The body of Christ" but at the same time released a silent but deadly fart caused by the lentil soup he had for dinner t...

Why do Catholics eat the body of Christ?

It’s Saviory.

It's upsetting how obsessed Catholics are with this whole "Body Of Christ" thing

He's really smart and interesting, and has got an amazing personality, too, but it's not like anyone that shallow would ever bother finding out.

Went to service at a Catholic Church for the first time.

The priest said ‘body of Christ’.

I said ‘thanks for noticing, I’ve been working out’.

Wanna know how I can prove Jesus was white?

The body of Christ is a cracker.

Wilson Nails

There's a man named Wilson who owns a nail company, Wilson Nails. Business had been slow lately, so Wilson figures he might want to try putting out a television commercial to drum up some business.

He goes to an advertising agency and meets a man named Gary who assures him he can make the per...

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