The Mandalorian fell on hard times and had to take a job in a body building and health food shop. Turns out he was unexpectedly great at it and smashed the commission targets. He'd just direct people to the protein powder section, and say...
..."This is the whey"
(Sorry)
The Mandalorian was my waiter, and I think I angered him because he threatened to tamper with my food.
"I can bring it in warm...or I can bring it in cold."
What does the Mandalorian say when you ask him for directions?
"This is the way"
What about when you're uncertain if he's right?
"I have spoken"
What does the Mandalorian say after he starts a new diet to gain more muscle?
This is the whey.
A Sith, a Jedi, and a Mandalorian walk into a bar...
They start talking and after a few drinks the conversation shifts to cars. The Jedi living a life of austerity and frugality only has a 1991 Camry. The Sith and Mando laughs at him saying he has a Bad Car. The Sith having manipulated others into giving him their wealth shows off his McClaren F1. The...
Did you hear Pedro Pascal hurt his back during The Mandalorian?
It was from carrying the Star Wars franchise
What would the Mandalorian be called if he was a woman that traveled through time?
Ma'amDeLorean
The Mandalorian visited the Dr
The Mandalorian visited the Dr and they got into an argument because Mando wouldn't take his armor off when he got on the scale. He pointed to the scale and said, "this is the weight." The know it all doctor pointed to the armor and said, "no this is the weight." The nurse was called to show Mando t...
What did the Mandalorian say when his milk curdled and he strained out the curds?
This is the whey.
What does the inside of the Mandalorian’s helmet smell like?
Fetta Cheese
Why can’t you beat the Mandalorian in a race?
Because he has the beskar
I asked the Mandalorian what he was drinking after a workout.
"This is the whey."
[From my 8-year-old] What did the Mandalorian say about how to cook the Thanksgiving turkey?
...This is the way.
With all the Mandalorian hype, I had asked my rich uncle for a first edition toy Yoda for Christmas
But all he gave me was some junky old car.
I learned the Mandalorian stays ripped by drinking his own brand of protein powder.
This Is The Whey
What is the Mandalorian's favorite song?
The Way.
Din Djarin and Obi Wan were making cheese...
Din Djarin poured in some rennet, and when the milk coagulated, he separated and removed the curd from the large vat.
Obi Wan, unfamiliar with the process, pointed to the bottom of the vat and asked what was it that remained?
The Mandalorian said..."This is the whey..."
Sorry.
My wife loves Star Wars...
so last night we watched all the Mandalorian, back to back!
Luckily, I was the one facing the TV...
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