Blood Poisoning Jokes - 2 Hilarious Blood Poisoning Jokes

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I once got some minor blood poisoning.

I tried to ingest the antidote, but it turns out it was in vein.

Actual true story: Met a teenager who had blood poisoning as a kid and had to have the fingers on his left hand amputated below the first joint.

He has promised me he will try the line out: "Girl, can I have your digits? 'Cause I'm missing some of mine."

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