What's the difference between a redneck and a bonehead?

2 teeth

Do you know the definition of a bonehead?

Someone who's marrow minded.

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I accidentally mixed up my viagra and my rogaine...

And now I'm a bonehead

What do you call a stupid skeleton?

A bonehead.

Why did the pachycephalosaurus cross into incoming traffic?

Because it was a total bonehead.

Was watching the news the other night....

I couldn’t believe some of the boneheaded things happening in our world and I said out loud in disgust, “what a messed up gene pool!”

My blonde girlfriend overheard me in the other room and said, “where was the lifeguard?”

Einstein and his driver

Einstein is on his way to yet another science conference, where he will be speaking and answering questions. On the way there, he tells his driver: "I'm sick of all these conferences. I always say the same things over and over!"

The driver agrees. "You're right. As your driver, I attended all...

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