People should not condemn recently blinded people.

It’s not their fault they are Neo-Not Sees.

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How come The Flash leaves his partners temporarily blinded after sex?

Cause they get Flashbanged.

My friend was recently blinded in an horrific skiing accident...

So please comment with your best cyclops/pirate/one eyed jokes so I can simultaneously cheer him up & take the p*ss

(This aint a joke)

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My friend tried to give himself a blowjob, but he missed and almost blinded himself.

It's ok, he's just a little cock-eyed now.

I just met a dog that was trained to help blind people

Apparently he’s blinded three already.

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