People should not condemn recently blinded people.

It’s not their fault they are Neo-Not Sees.

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How come The Flash leaves his partners temporarily blinded after sex?

Cause they get Flashbanged.

I just met a dog that was trained to help blind people

Apparently he’s blinded three already.

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My friend tried to give himself a blowjob, but he missed and almost blinded himself.

It's ok, he's just a little cock-eyed now.

My friend was recently blinded in an horrific skiing accident...

So please comment with your best cyclops/pirate/one eyed jokes so I can simultaneously cheer him up & take the p*ss

(This aint a joke)

My friend was recently blinded in a freak accident and I've been trying to make him feel better about his situation...

But he just can't seem to see the bright side.

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