Black And White And Red All Over Jokes - 11 Hilarious Black And White And Red All Over Jokes

What is black and white and red all over?

At this point, the shorter list would be "what *isn't* black and white and red all over".

Who's black and white and red all over?

A victim of an industrial accident at a newspaper printing plant.

What is black and white and red all over

2 nuns in a chainsaw fight

What's black and white and red all over?

A nun falling down the stairs

What's black and white and red all over?

* Classic answer: A newspaper.
* Children's answer: A zebra with a suntan.
* Holiday answer: Santa at the bottom of the chimney.
* Religious answer: An priest realizing that he really is wearing a dress.
* Appalling answer: An interracial couple in an automobile accident.

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What is black and white and red all over?

An Orca on a Japanese whaling ship.

What's black and white and red all over?

A man with Vitiligo being beaten to death with a hammer.

What's black and white and red all over?

A white person wearing blackface with multiple stab wounds.

What is black and white and red all over?

A suicide note.

Edit: I already feel horrible
Edit 2: I left out a semicolon

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While I was living in Japan a woman approached me on the train...

She said to me, "What's black and white and red all over?"

"Wow," I said, "You can speak English?"

"Just a riddle," she said.

What's black and white and red all over and can't fit through a revolving door?

a NUN, with a SPEAR through her head.

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