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Benedict Cumberbatch: Pengwengs

Penguins: Benadad Cucumberpants

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I wish Benedict Cumberbatch played Q in 007

Then I could call him Benedict "Q" Cumberbatch.

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What is it called when Benedict Cumberbatch is constipated?

No shit Sherlock.

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Benedict Cumberbatch says he suffered from crippling constipation as a kid.

No shit Sherlock

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Benedict Cumberbatch and his Marvel character have one thing in common...

Both of their last names are strange

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The BBC are setting up a theme park and asked the public what BBC show concept they would most like to ride. The number one survey response was simply...

"Benedict Cumberbatch."

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