If you work really hard one day things are going to change
Youll finally be recognized for doing twice the work in half the time and now everyone has half the time to do twice the work
At my executive chef job a couple called me out to compliment me for cooking their steak thoroughly with no pink inside.
It’s always nice to be recognized for a job well done.
One Sunday, a priest decides he doesn't want to go to church...
And decides to go golfing instead.
So he calls his deacon to tell him he is sick. The deacon agrees to preach on his behalf.
So the priest grabs his golf clubs. He drives for a while, finding a course where he wouldn't be recognized, and starts playing his game.
He tees up on ...
A piece of string breaks out of prison.
Just one mile out from crossing state lines, the piece of string sees a checkpoint up ahead.
Frantic and worried that he will be recognized, the bit of string hatches an idea for a disguise.
He starts by rolling around on the ground, to the point he becomes dirty and tattered. Ne...
A group of Nuns opened a Flower Shop.
The Nuns started selling small bouquets, and after some success moved on to larger arrangements. Their business grew enough that they were eventually the only place in a ten kilometer radius to sell flowers; and gathered a monopoly on the market. One day, a couple of Friars opened another green...
A woman goes to a fortune teller
"Can you read people's futures?" asked the woman.
"Of course dear," said the old fortune teller peering into her crystal ball, "I have predicted many events and have given people their futures accurately. Now, what would you like to know?"
The woman was hesitant and doubtful but asked ...
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