Going into IKEA before I felt bad but couldn't help laughing at an old couple who seemed to be confused about how to exit the revolving doors.

Anyways, two hours and 15 meatballs later I was wheeling my new dining set, garden furniture and flatpack coffee table out when I too found myself stuck in the revolving doors. Oh how the tables turned!

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Big Game Hunter goes to Siberia to hunt Russian Bear

When he arrives on the train station (probably the only one in Siberia) he is greeted by the village hunter/gatherer/provider who has a very mangy, tiny, old dog leashed with a massive iron chain.
\-"Right, I'll help you." says the native "Here's what we're going to need: A great big blow horn,...

Two Hardworking Irishmen

Two Irishmen were working hard one day. One man
was digging these foot deep holes and the second man would follow him and fill the hole with dirt.

One bystander saw the two and was very confused on what they were trying to accomplish so he decided to ask. “Excuse me sirs” says the civili...

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I recall my first time using a condom...

I was about 16 or so and went in a pharmacy to buy a packet of condoms. There was this beautiful assistant behind the counter who handed me the package. She asked me if I ever worn one and I said “no this is my first time”.

So she unwrapped the package and slid one condom over her thumb, prec...

What is a pirate's preferred lodging on vacation?

Arr B&B

(not to be confused with their favorite fast food, Arr B's)

Simple instructions from an English teacher for a great essay.

1. Don't use no double negatives.
2. Don't abbrev.
3. Personally, in my opinion, a writer or essayist should not make use of too many words or phrases which he does not necessarily need in many cases.
4. About sentence fragments.
5. Dont, use, commas, when they are, unnecessary.
6. Ke...

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An old farmer is drinking his morning coffee when he hears a knock at the door.

He opens the door and sees a stranger standing there with an empty jar in each hand.
“What can I do for ya, feller?” The farmer asked.

“Well, I was just passing by yesterday when I noticed you had some Honeysuckle vines growing on your fence row over there, and I was wondering if you might...

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A Scotsman walks into a bar

Then proceeds to get blackout drunk for the night and attempts to stumble home. He passes out on the street as two American women on holiday pass by. One says to the other *"Let's see if what they say about kilts are true"* and sure enough there was no underwear to be seen. As a joke, one of the wom...

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