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Why do Norwegians have barcodes on their battleships?

So they can Scandinavian

Why do Swedish warships have barcodes on them?

So when they dock they can Scandinavian.

Why did Norway’s Navy have barcodes on all the ships?

So when they come back into port they can Scandinavian...

Why does the Norwegian military have barcodes on its ships?

So when they return to the harbor they can Scandinavian.

Hey guys, why did Vikings put barcodes on there battleship?

So when they get back to the port, they can scan-the-navy-in!

Why do Nordic boats have barcodes on them?

So after they get back from war, they can Scandinavian.

Why do Swedish battleships have barcodes printed on the sides?

So that when they return to port they can scandinavyin.

Why do the Swedish have barcodes on the side of their ships?

So they can Scandinavian.

(Sorry, my personal favourite joke)

Why do Norwegian boats have barcodes on them? (Old but gold)

To Scandinavyin

Why do Icelandic ships have barcodes?

The striking dock workers complained there is Norway they can go to a ship with a clipboard, Denmark it as arrived and Finnish the whole business before sunset. New tech helped Sweden the deal.

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