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Baptizes Jokes

Who baptizes a baby fish?

Holy Mackerel

What do you get when a Catholic priest baptizes hay?

You get a Christian Bale

Dang squirrels

There once was a town that was infested with squirrels. They were everywhere and got into everything. The people of the town hated it especially the miller, the blacksmith, and the priest.

One day the miller decides that enough is enough and lays out some poisoned four to kill the stupid thi...

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