Art Student Jokes - 17 Hilarious Art Student Jokes

What's the difference between an art student and a philosophy student?

A philosophy student asks you *why* you want fries with that.

Isn't it annoying when engineering students call themselves engineers?

It's stupid. You don't hear medical students calling themselves doctors or art students calling themselves baristas.

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An art student is visiting the National Gallery in Wales.

About halfway around, they spot a large painting of three black men sitting on a bench, all three buck naked. Even more strangely, the one in the middle has an entirely pink penis.

A curator sees the art student observing the painting and approaches.

“Fascinating, isn’t it?” He says. ...

Art students are so dramatic

Art students are so dramatic deny them one thing and they go off and start a war

What is the difference between an art student and a dead baby?

The dead baby can feed a family of four.

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An art student and a time traveller walk into a bar.

The art student takes a seat, looking pretty down.

The time traveller asks "Whats wrong?"

"I just got kicked out of art school" He repiles "Say, hows the art scene in the future?"

The time traveller shrugs and says "Eh. Its pretty terrible all things considered."

The art ...

How do you make an art student’s car go faster?

Just remove the huge Dominoes sign on top!

What do you say to an art student with a job?

"Uhh, I would like the Quarter Pounder with Cheese"

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A class of high school art students are broken into groups...

...and tasked with making silly and creative paintings combining culture with food.

One group decides to paint an Indy race car made out of roti. Another group decides to paint a business suit necktie being grated into cheese. Another group paints Donkey Kong serving up a creepy bowl of banan...

It's irritating when students get ahead of themselves...

These days many college students assume that they're doing the job already. That's not how it works, you need to get the certification, or get the job.

Engineering students shouldn't call themselves engineers

Medical students shouldn't call themselves doctors

Law students shoul...

An art student showing off their fanart at a Comicon...

An art student showing off their fanart at a Comicon is discussing their work with a customer, and comments: "I know I overuse red and blue, but I can't help it, it's my favorite color pair!"
A passerby asks: "Oh, is it?", and is then brutally executed by the surrounding nerds.

There once was a heated debate between two groups of art students

One group wanted two draw a necklace and one group wanted to draw a scarf. They decided that the only way to make a decision was by taking a vote so that's what they did.

In the end, they drew a tie.

A plane is about to crash.

The pilots were the first to jump, they left two parachutes for the three remaining passengers: The smartest man in the world, a priest and an art student.

The smartest man in the world takes one without thought and says:

"It is evident that the world will need the likes of me. As I am...

I Hate Engineer Students

I hate engineer students, they always walk around saying "I'm an engineer" this, or "I'm an engineer" that.

You don't hear a math student say "i'm a mathematician" or an art student say "i'm a barista".

I don't get why engineering students call themselves engineers when they aren't yet

I mean people in med schooling don't call themselves doctors,

law students don't call themselves lawyers,

and art students don't call themselves broke

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Hitler was the original Social Justice Warrior

Adolf Hitler is the story of a failed liberal art student who blamed it on ethnicities he deemed privileged.

Something about college has been bothering me

Engineering students are allowed to call themselves engineers, and someone like a computer science student has no trouble using it as a title, but fine art students can't call themselves baristas.

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