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I stuck pins in a voodoo doll of my arch enemy

I managed to cure his backache and help him quit smoking

Who is David Tennant's arch enemy?

David Landlord

I have a rival, but I can only fight him when we meet up under curved architectural structures.

He's my arch enemy.

A reporter is standing at the edge of a cliff contemplating suicide[Long]

a reporter in a small town is standing on the edge of a cliff contemplating suicide when as he is about to jump a road worker approaches him and asks "Are you going to jump?" The reporter replies "yep, there hasn't been a story in this town for years and I'm tired of it." The road worker thinks for ...

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