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What's the only drink size they allow in North Korea?

A supreme liter

Donald Trump says to Mike Pence, "The less immigrants we allow in, the better."

Pence says, "The fewer".

Trump says, "I told you not to call me that yet."

I just made a joke about the EU's decision to allow insects in food.

[crickets]

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