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What does a nearsighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?

Both have a wet nose.

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What do horny men have in common with abusive corporals?

They both beat their privates

What does Tom Cruise and the month of February have in common?

They are both short

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What do a cell phone and anal bleach have in common?

Both can change your ring tone.

What do dark jokes and kids with cancer have in common?

They never get old.

What do "Titanic" and "The Sixth Sense" have in common?

I-cey dead people.

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What does the star ship enterprise have in common with toilet paper?

They both chase Klingons around Uranus!

What do incel and Excel have in common?

Both frequently assume that things are dates, even though they are not.

What does my dad have in common with Nemo?

They both can’t be found.

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a teenage boy and a hidden key under the doormat after a dunken night out have in common?







Came in handy

What do bosses who pay their employees minimum wage and middle aged men who date eighteen year olds have in common with each other?

Both would go for lower if it were legal.

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