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How many Skateboarders does it ake to change a lightbulb?

Three.
One to do it,
One to film it,
and one more to say...
"damn that was sick man!"

A man finds a mysterious looking gem buried deep in the desert.

He proceeds to clean the gem when suddenly a genie pops out.

Genie: My name is Hughe mhist ake and I will answer any ONE question no matter what it is. Ask me about the past, present or future and I shall answer.

Man: Amazing! If I ask you how I will die, will I be able to change the f...

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