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Airline Stewardess Jokes

Airline stewardess: Would you like some headphones?

Passenger: Yes, of course I would! How did you know my name was phones?

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

What did the airline stewardess say to the passenger who whispered in her ear that his last dying wish was to join the mile high club? (NSFW)

"I don't give a flying fuck!"

How can you tell if you’re making love to a teacher, a nurse or an airline stewardess?

A teacher says we got to do this over and over again til we get it right.
A nurse says hold still this won’t hurt a bit.
And a airline stewardess says put this over your mouth and nose and breathe normally.

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