Ahah Jokes

And sits next to the most beautiful nun he's ever seen. He tries to contain his excitement, but after awhile, he asks her

"Sister, I know you are not supposed to, but I find you to be the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I would not forgive myself if I did not try. Would you grant me th... read more

husband plans fishing trip with his family. the day of the trip comes and his wife yells from the kitchen "it's raining, i'm not going". he walks downstairs and says sternly, "listen lady, either you come on this fucking fishing trip, you're sucking my dick or I get to slip it in your backdoor... so... read more