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Absolutes Jokes

I don't speak in absolutes.

Never have. Never will.

— Only idiots deal in absolutes.

— Are you sure?
– Completely.

How do you approach a Care Bear that deals in absolutes?

Carefully.

Why couldn’t Yoda work out that |7| = 7?

Because only a Sith deals in absolutes.

Why don't Jedi Knights use the Kelvin scale?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

Why can’t scientists reach absolute zero?

Because only a Sith deals with absolutes.

Why are Sith Lords such lonely people ?

Because, dealing with absolutes, they don't have any relatives.

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