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30cm Jokes

Most garden statuary is only 30cm tall and wears red hats.

It’s a little gnome fact.

TIL Your nose can't be more than 30cm long

Otherwise it would be a foot.

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A german man is having vacation in Africa

He gets in a bar and sits on a table. Shortly after, the female bartender comes and serves him. As he drinks his beer he recognises some scratches in the table about 30cm from the edge.
As the bartender came again he asked: "Why are there these scratches?"
Bartender:"Yesterday 3 black men came...

At school we discussed the great rulers.

I opted for the helix 30cm shatterproof.

My friend told me he had a foot fetish...

So I just started hitting him with my 30cm ruler while he moaned.

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The man and the frog

A man with a dick of 50cm went to the doctor.
Could you please get it a little smaller doctor? he asked.

The doctor had to let him down, because he couldn't. However, he said, there is a frog that turns up at night, and if you ask him to marry you and he'll say no, your dick will shrink....

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A man goes to the doctor...

A man goes to the doctor and tells him that his penis is way too long, 50cm to be exact, and it's not working out for him and he needs to have it shortened.

The doctor tells him that there's nothing medicine can do for him but there is something else that may work. He tells him that there's a...

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