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1968 Jokes

Aside from King Crimson, did any other seminal progressive rock bands form in London in 1968?

Yes

Why are 1968 pennies worth almost $20?

Because that's only 32 short.

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A soldier was wounded in Viet Nam

and his right leg was badly damaged by shrapnel. The medics were able to save it but the vet would always walk with a pronounced limp. He would often get together with his old army buddies, many of whom were similarly wounded.

Many years later the vet is taking a walk down the street and ...

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Two men both drag their right foot as they walk.

As they meet, one man looks at the other knowingly, points to his foot and says, "Vietnam, 1968."
The other points his thumb behind him and says, "Dog shit, 20 feet back."

A British, an American and a North Korean captain are bragging about their submarines...

A British, an American and a North Korean captain are bragging about their submarines and how long they can stay underwater.

The British captain starts off saying: "Our submarines can stay underwater for 6 months before having to resurface!".

The American replies: "Pff, that's nothing....

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World’s Smartest Native American

I and some buddies of mine were on vacation one year. We were driving on a long, dusty, barren road when we see a sign on the side of the road that says “World’s Smartest Native American”. So being all smug, we decide to go and check it out.

We get inside his dwelling and because we were so...

A message to the people of the Moon

In 1968, NASA was testing equipment to be used for Moon missions. They went to the Arizona desert to perform their tests.

While tests were in progress, an old Chief approached a NASA engineer to ask questions through his grandson, acting as interpreter.

"The Chief wants to know what ex...

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