A tourist is at the Sea of Galilee and is looking for a boat trip
A tourist is at the Sea of Galilee and is looking for a boat trip. He asks the boatman how much would it cost.
The boatman: 100 dollar.
The tourist: That's outrageous, it can't cost this much
The boatman: But Jesus himself walked on these waters!
The tourist: Yah,no w...
One day in heaven, Jesus sees a familiar-looking old man sitting by a lake.
"Moses, is that you?"
"Jesus, you rascal, how have you been?"
"Oh, good, no complaints. Say, you know that thing you did with the Red Sea?"
"You mean parting it?"
"Yeah, that. I missed watching you do that the first time, and well, we're here by this big lake, so I was wo...
A minister is vacationing through the Holy Land
And is taking a historical trip to all of the sights associated with Jesus. Finally, he reaches the Sea of Galilee, where he is planning on taking a ferry boat across the water. Once he gets up to the ticket counter, however, he is shocked to learn the outrageous price of a ticket, and has to unfort...
Jesus vs The Sea
Jesus after just been crucified reappears to his disciples to tell them for their kindness he will grant them a single wish before he ascends into heaven. The disciples gather together to confer and after much discussion Peter says "Can you do that walking on water thing again?" "It looked pretty...
Jesus is looking for his father..
He asks his mother. "I don't know", she says. "But he was looking for you too. I'm sure you can find him.. He's an old man, a carpenter, searching for his son. Ask around."
Jesus searches all of Galilee but without success. Finally, dejected, he arrives at the outskirts of a village. There, o...