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You Smile Jokes

Fun fact: You can’t breathe correctly while smiling

Just kidding, I made you smile :)

I was on a train and this woman opposite looked at me and said, "Everytime you smile, I feel like inviting you to my place...."

I asked, "Are you single?"

She replied, "No, I am a dentist."

Did you know you can't breath when you smile?

Just kidding. Just wanted to make you guys smile :)

If you cry people won’t notice you, if you smile people won’t notice you too

But if you fart it is completely different story

You wanna hear something that will make you smile?

Your face muscles

TIL: If you pull down on both your earlobes at the same time it makes it impossible to smile.

Made you smile! :)

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