Insomnia is awful. But on the plus side...

...only three more sleeps till Christmas.

A politician, a millionaire, a journalist, a brickie and an immigrant.

A politician, a millionaire, a journalist, a brickie and an immigrant are sat around a table. In the middle of the table is a huge chocolate cake cut into 10 pieces. Suddenly without warning the politician and the millionaire each grab 4 pieces of the cake. Upon seeing this the journalist reaches ov...

What do you call a penguin with a machine gun?

Sir.

[Groan worthy penguin jokes](https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)

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