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Just had a wet dream about my ex

She got hit by a bus and i pissed myself laughing

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Why do we call it a wet dream,

Instead of a snorgasm?

I almost had a wet dream last night. Very embarrassing...

Time to take matters into my own hands.

I often have wet dreams...

of becoming a scuba diver.

What do you do with your sheets after a wet dream?

Another load.

What do you call it when Shakespeare has a wet dream?

Mid summer Night’s cream

All of my wet dreams are nightmares

I call them scream and creams

My friend got mad at me because I had a wet dream when I stayed at his house...

it was a daydream.

One liner

Wet dreams are just hand jobs from god.

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Lonely superman

So one day superman is flying around lonely when he noticed wonder women naked on the beach having what looks like a wet dream.

He figures if he can fly down at the speed of light and do his business she would never even notice. After a few minutes he finally builds the courage and boom he go...

I'm going to make a movie about a teenage boy and his journey to becoming an Olympic swimmer. I'm going to name it...

Wet Dreams

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I have a trash can fetish

My wet dreams are fucking garbage

What kind of dreams do hydro electricians have?

Wet dreams.

Shocking, isn't it?

Last night I dreamt that my town’s water tower exploded.

It was a wet dream.

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There once was a man named McMoon

Who was born three months too soon

He hadn't the luck

To result from a fuck

Just a wet dream shoved in with a spoon

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Man says to wife

'I had a wet dream about you last night,'
"Really?" She says
'yes' says the man 'I dreamt you got run over by a bus and I pissed myself laughing'

My friend at NASA told me he was very satisfied to discover a lake on Mars.

He told me it was always a wet dream of his.

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