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Wet Dream Jokes

I had a wet dream last night about dogs...

Talk about coming in my boxers.

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Why do we call it a wet dream,

Instead of a snorgasm?

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Just had a wet dream about my ex

She got hit by a bus and i pissed myself laughing

I almost had a wet dream last night. Very embarrassing...

Time to take matters into my own hands.

What do you call it when Shakespeare has a wet dream?

Mid summer Night’s cream

What do you do with your sheets after a wet dream?

Another load.

All of my wet dreams are nightmares

I call them scream and creams

My friend got mad at me because I had a wet dream when I stayed at his house...

it was a daydream.

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[Almost a real story] My middle school friends and I, when we were in middle school, were talking about our wet dreams. everyone was having a good time talking about the naughty stuff, but my friend Hassan was all quiet and unamused. Later he came to me and said that he wants my thought.

\- So what's up Hassan?

\+ Ali all the guys are having wet dreams and I am not. Am I sick or something?

\- I don't think so. but there must be a reason that you don't. tell me, Do you fap?

\+ Of course I fap.

\- Do you fap a lot...?

\+ not really. once or twice...

One liner

Wet dreams are just hand jobs from god.

I'm going to make a movie about a teenage boy and his journey to becoming an Olympic swimmer. I'm going to name it...

Wet Dreams

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I have a trash can fetish

My wet dreams are fucking garbage

What kind of dreams do hydro electricians have?

Wet dreams.

Shocking, isn't it?

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Lonely superman

So one day superman is flying around lonely when he noticed wonder women naked on the beach having what looks like a wet dream.

He figures if he can fly down at the speed of light and do his business she would never even notice. After a few minutes he finally builds the courage and boom he go...

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There once was a man named McMoon

Who was born three months too soon

He hadn't the luck

To result from a fuck

Just a wet dream shoved in with a spoon

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