Have Nightmare Jokes - 8 Hilarious Have Nightmare Jokes

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Why do black people only have nightmares?

Because we shot the last one who had a dream.

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Why did the Proctologist have nightmares?

He's seen some shit before.

Why do diabetics always have nightmares?

They can't have sweet dreams.

I always have nightmares

I found a breed of female horses that's up all night

I have nightmares about getting head from my ex

Thinking about it keeps me up at night.

A man suffering for weeks from terrible nightmares goes to the doctor…

Man: Please doctor, you’ve got to help me with these nightmares!

Doctor: What type of dreams are you having?

Man: Well, I always dream of these awful rats playing football. Seeing them crawl, tackle, squeal night after night—it’s terrible! Do you have a remedy for me?

Doctor: I’...

A veteran walks into the bar

A veteran called Robert walks into the bar and grabs a drink. The man to his right begins a conversation. After an hour and many drinks pass by, they find out that they were both veterans from Vietnam.

Robert: I was only a helicopter mechanic, but I have seen all the horrors of that war. ...

A clown bets an old man $100 he can make him laugh. Man says "Sure, it won't happen"

Clown asks: "What do you call someone posing as a fake Italian chef? An im-pasta"

Man doesn't laugh

Clown asks: "What do you get when you cross a tiger and a bear? A tiger and a bear seeking revenge."

No response

Clown asks: "Which super hero asks the most questions? Wond...

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