Did you hear about that new Western movie about two poor cowboys?
It’s called Broke Ass Mountain.
The stupid criminal hall of shame.
STUPID-CRIMINAL HALL OF SHAM:
Kentucky: Two men tried to pull the front off a cash machine by running a chain from the machine to the bumper of their pickup truck. Instead of pulling the front panel off the machine, though, they pulled the bumper off their truck. Scared, they left the scene a...
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Paddy and Mick are watching a Western Movie, Paddy says to Mick, I Bet you that Cowboy falls off of His Horse, Mick says, No Way, OK I bet you £5.00. so they shake on it, next Minute the Cowboy falls off of his Horse, Mick said how the fuck did you know that?? Paddy replies, I saw this Film last wee...
An ugly homeless man walks into a bar with a huge smile.
He uses what little money he has to order himself a drink. The bartender serves him and asks "What are you so happy about?" The homeless man replies. "I just got laid big time. First time in about 30 years. I was hanging out by the train tracks where I saw a women tied up like in those old western m...