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Western Movie Jokes

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Did you hear about that new Western movie about two poor cowboys?

It’s called Broke Ass Mountain.

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Irish.

Paddy and Mick are watching a Western Movie, Paddy says to Mick, I Bet you that Cowboy falls off of His Horse, Mick says, No Way, OK I bet you £5.00. so they shake on it, next Minute the Cowboy falls off of his Horse, Mick said how the fuck did you know that?? Paddy replies, I saw this Film last wee...

An ugly homeless man walks into a bar with a huge smile.

He uses what little money he has to order himself a drink. The bartender serves him and asks "What are you so happy about?" The homeless man replies. "I just got laid big time. First time in about 30 years. I was hanging out by the train tracks where I saw a women tied up like in those old western m...

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